Genie gives Santa Three wishes

Santa was sitting at the end of a bar. He suddenly sees a lamp at the end of the table. He picks it and rubs it. To his surprise, out pops a genie.

Genie says, “I will fullfill your three wishes.” Santa thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer bottle that never gets empty.”

With that, the genie makes a whew sound and on the bar comes a bottle of beer. Santa starts drinking it and watches that right before it is gone, it starts to refill. He is impressed.

The genie asks about his next two wishes.

Santa thinks. Thinks again. Thinks more. At last Santa says, “I want two more of these.”